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Watching qvc till i die

I think I’m too cool to know you *







im real sick of seeing fuckboy everywhere. Like it makes me sick to my stomach. ive made several posts about it and they didn’t get reblogged or noticed in any way so lets try this again:


Fuck boy is a dirty mean boy who lives with his grandma and got 20 girlfriends but when he fam round his friends they side bitchez. They range between the ages of 16 to 22


(via vanishedschism)


"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"



Jean Simmons, 1954


i wish people had crushes on me 

  • me: "I don't do random hook ups"
  • me: "no sex before monogamy!!"
  • me: *sucks dick on first date*

  • niggas: i want a bad bitch wit a 22 inch waist! she gotta have long hair too! no weave! i need her to be mixed wit something too! can't have my babies comin out all dark and crispy bruh! she gotta have a huge fat ass and she can't love herself too much! she also can't expect me to take her ass out anywhere because i ain't buying that bitch shit! i ain't tryna have a hoe take all my fucking money! fuck i look like?!!! money ova bitches! my niggas over any hoe! ball is life! that hoe betta know how to cook something too! can't have a nigga starving and shit. she betta know how to throw dat ass back in the bedroom too! i want a bitch that's gone suck me up for hours and hours but ima lick her pussy for like 6 seconds to get her a lil wet so i can put my dick in it hahahaha! oh and she better shave that shit too! nigga can't deal wit no hair all up in my mouth! but she better lick these hairy ass balls tho! hahahahahahaha ball is life! BALL IS LIFE!!!! okay bye finna send everyone on twitta dot com a link to my mix tape and annoy the fuck out of everybody and play ball wit my niggas! bye ya'll. peace. BALL IS LIFE.


Don't know exactly what I need and who I'm gonna be. Don't know exactly why I listen and run like a human being. I'm now declining my own self-defeating prophecy!


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